- Morning! Just had the best lie-in and I never usually manage them. Result. How's Twitterland? #
- When I do my followfridays today Im not goin to do my usual crew. Doesn mean I dont love you, just thinking I'll do new people! Deal with it #
- Anyone else like the look of mens semis today? #semis #
- I cannot take any of the acclaim for this mens semis [snigger] thing. @mozwold started it as he is only 4 years old. I do like a semi tho #
- Celebrate 10 years of Moonfruit and win a MacBook Pro http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit – [why not everyone else is!] #
- Popped up the village to Somerfield for loaf of bread. Checkout woman was too chirpy and practically sung "enter your PIN please" #
- The best thing to come out of MJ dying? Theyre blaming Arlene Phillips for overworking him. She deserves all she gets, that woman. #
- Damn I got that wrong… theyre not blaming Arlene Phillips – well who cares, I will instead. #
- Arlene Phillips – "MIchael Jackson should go on dancing in heaven" – yeah and maybe you could go there and choreograph him #
- Fucking gypsy scum on the news. Ugh. #
- … a watched file never copies… (via @jomojojo) #modernproverbs #
- Tip for parents of kids I teach : Dont give them a present of a brand new laptop 2 mins before I arrive. Thanks. #
- RT @urbanbohemian "Its clear I know too much British slang when I see a fitness commercial for "The Bender Method" and I cant stop giggling" #
- Just been told by a kid "If I get this question right will you give me the deed to your house?" #
- RT @Welshracer: CMON FRED PERRY!!!!! #notafuckingclue #
- RT @mozwold "Murray needs to get a tighter grip on this #semi" [...and his balls] #
- I'm craving custard. #
- Thats work done for the day, now dance for me bitches. #
- Going to do a few different followfridays today as youre all following each other anyway. So mine will be different to my usual top table
# - #followfriday @rachaelblogs @amyshell @RozD @caroGS @lilandtedsmum @fionamlryan @RichTeaUK @janliz #
- Marcus has dug himself a huge grave. #bb10 #
- Race row=ratings. Lovely. #bb10 #
- Channel 4 actually dont need to set Marcus up, hes screwed himself royally. #bb10 #
- Im not threatening but "I could kill him with my eyebrow" Marcus says. Ignorant twat. #bb10 #
- Good on Big Brother for jumping on it and dealing quickly. They are both idiots, but Marcus is an aggressive one. Thats dangerous. #bb10 #
- RT @bettykitten: I do love that the hard man came out of the diary room whistling Dogtanian and the Muskahounds #
- I cant decide if I hate Marcus or Sree more. I think Marcus is edging it though. Just. #bb10 #
- Oh dear God, I currently want Halfwit to win. How the fuck did that happen? #bb10 #
- RT @snedwan: Halfwit is a cunt, but a perseptive cunt … #
- 8outof10cats – The first proper assessment of Michael Jackson's death. #
- I cant help but like Yvette Fielding. Genuinely. Id like her to be my friend. #
- That was the best 8outof10cats in a long time. #
- Glad Sree is gone. Only problem is now, Marcus thinks the crowd are on his side. #bb10 #
- Judy James, body language woman, is brilliant. #bb10 #
Jul
04
2009
04
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
Jul
03
2009
03
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- Morning. I feel as rough as a dearly departed 70s sitcom star. What a day yesterday was though!! Totally worth it. #
- I don't want to clutter up Twitter with pics from Take That yesterday so if you're interested my pics are at http://is.gd/1lmp2 enjoy! #
- RT @TrippyPip "Follow @AdventureFarm – a wonderful charity for disabled and terminally ill children & do whatever you can to help – thanks!" #
- RT @fudgecrumpet "Why are MJ's albums selling so much? If you liked him so much why didn't you own his records before he died?" #
- I feel really uncomfortable when the tennis commentators say penetration. #
- RT @epsomguardian "Swine flu at Epsom school: A pupil at Blenheim High School, Epsom, has been diagnosed with swine flu [bit close to home!] #
- I must say Kenneth Williams is doing very well at this tennis lark. #
- Worryingly Im feeling sorry for Halfwit and supporting him. #bb10 #
- http://bit.ly/2M2AcF – Evening Standard got it right.. #
- Everyone, Jamelia is on Buzzcocks on Davejavu. We hate her. Lets enjoy hating her some more. #
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Jul
02
2009
02
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- RT @itn_news Charlie's Angels star laid to rest http://tinyurl.com/kqz4td – overlooked again
# - Morning all! How we doing? Hot hot hot! Day off for me! Destination: Wembley Stadium to see Gary Go, James Morrison and Take That. Woooo #
- RT @krishgm: Ok – even I think it has gone too far. Enough Jacko. stop. pls #
- Slightly concerned James Morrison might take the opportunity to do his version of Man in the Mirror at gig today. #
- Worst case scenario for me at Take That gig today: Robbie comes on & does Michael Jackson tribute. I'd actually simultaneously vomit & shit #
- Requested by @mozwold, todays tee. Called 'Identity Theft'. http://mobypicture.com/?lj2pe8 #
- The second in a series of photos named 'Bookham Danno' http://mobypicture.com/?k3xohs #
- While on the train into London I like to play the game of "How many oversized trampolines can I spot in people's back gardens?" #
- Having lunch at the Wetherspoons outside Baker Street tube. Hot. Too hot. #
- I'm here! http://mobypicture.com/?stzpm8 #
- in position ! http://mobypicture.com/?pakd4h #
- PA system at Wembley just played Jacko. Crowd totally unbothered. #
- Pics not getting through! Ahhh James Morrison is brilliant!! #
- Home from the Take That gig. Fuck Me those boys can put on a show. Never seen anything like it. Open air Wembley Stadium rocked!! #
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Jul
01
2009
01
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- Morning. I secretly like the feeling of snot and sinus fluid stuff clicking and moving around in my head. #
- Mum just text me to say if I'm thinking of commiting suicide by gassing myself in a car don't use a Volvo as they have an automatic cut off. #
- Here we go again. Teenage boy I teach has been lookin at dodgy sites on family computer, broke it & wants me to fix it before mum gets home #
- I'm actually quite used to this porn clean up campaign, been asked to do it so many times it's part of my job description now. #
- RT @King59 "Too many cocks spoil the broth. #typo" #
- If this heat continues I can see the population of Bookham plumetting. Simple solution though old ladies: take your duffle coats off #
- I'm in Spain for a week from next Thursday. Need to decide if I will impose a Twitter silence on myself or not. #
- Startlingly clever advice from the NHS about coping during hot weather. "Drink water and wear sun cream" – sheesh why didnt I think of that? #
- Another new kid this afternoon. Time to switch on the Danno charm. I know you're all thinking 'but you never turn it off!'. #
- Thats work done. pub time! #
- tonights tshirt choice. @mozwold your opinion isn't required. http://mobypicture.com/?tixqhb #
- hello my sexy black friend. I've been longing for you all day. http://mobypicture.com/?gr2pfm #
- Guinness Guinness Guinness #
- And the guinness ends it's life here. Farewell my friend. http://mobypicture.com/?t51nzu #
- RT @urbanbohemian "*cracks knuckles* Time to get all gourmet n' shit. #foodie" [giggle] #
- Back home sat on patio with a whisky and coke, watching bats hover over me. Ahhhh summer evenings. Love it. #
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Jun
30
2009
30
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- Ohhhh I could really do with not having a cold right now. Ugh. #
- It's ok everyone, Sky News have given us permission to go on with our lives. #
- My last 10 followers have all been S*P*A*M – sort it Twitter. #
- Estelle should just fuck off. No reason. She just should. #
- Jackson's family wants to hold memorial services in key cities around the world. Dont you just love private quiet mourning and reflection. #
- RT @Hollowbabes: BLOODY ANNOYING that blocked people now stay in list the of followers. If I block them I want them GONE! #fixblocks #
- I prefer snow. #
- RT @DanielNothing: Breaking news: Michael Jackson 'still dead' says coroner. One-hour special at 8 pm GMT #
- Nobody wants me in the summer so Im always working very few hours and always home early. Love it. #
- The best thing about MJ dying? Theyve dumped Kay Burley in America. Lets hope shes stays there. #
- I think its time for some Twitter therapy. Lets all admit to something as yet unknown by our Twitter followers about ourselves. #
- http://bit.ly/UdoVe Hmmm interesting! #
- Ive just learned a new skill in inFamous to make Cole fly, but I didnt look at the instructions how, and now im stuck. Help someone. #
- trying this little number tonight http://mobypicture.com/?0jefpu #
- come on Wawrinka! #
- Interesting fact: I teach one of the Wimbledon ball boys. #
- Id like to stamp on Ian Hislop's face, but it looks as if someone beat me to it. #
- I have a craving for peaches. #
- Ive been bitten. Twice. On my left elbow. #
- I find myself irrationally hating and being irritated by these tennis fans on Centre Court. #
- Ohhh Crimewatch… time to play "Guess the crime before it happens"… or alternatively "Who would I shag – Kirsty or Rav? " #
- OK Crimewatch is making me angry. I should have stuck with Murray. #
- RT @Brekett: Good god! Look at the size of that elephant's guts!!! #
- Id like Crimewatch Kirsty to read me a story at bedtime. #
- Its very hard to remain rational and fair when Crimewatch tells you a crime was committed by an illegal immigrant. #
- Peaches from the fridge. Great way of cooling down. #
- Be warned… if your twitter name ends in 4 digits I will delete you as Im assuming you just want 'a little wet fun' like all the others. #
- If you havent switched over to Big Brother, Sree just exploded and Marcus is eating his entrails. #
- I cant be bothered with BB or Murray. Think Ill go and watch the bats in the garden. #
- Im assuming my license fee is paying for a lot of overtime on BBC1 tonight. #
- I dont like Andy Murray, and I wont like Andy Murray. #
- Is Andy Murray physically unable to smile – miserable shit. #
- Ohh I just really enjoyed blocking someone. So therapeutic sometimes. #
- I dont particularly like Halfwit, but hes turning out to be less of a wanker then the rest. Doesnt say much though. #bb10 #
- Go on, help @TessMorris and @mozwold out. Read their story and give, if you can http://www.justgiving.com/leemorris1 #
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Jun
29
2009
29
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- Morning you bunch of donkeys. Hows Sunday looking. Best. Day. Of. Week. Fact. #
- Blocking followers doesn't actually remove them from my followers list does it? Cos I want to remove the dross and get a genuine number! #
- Btw, in case anyone is wondering, I'm still not devastated, my life has gone on – even though Sky News says we are all unable to continue. #
- Realistic MJ tribute from @matthewmoloney: "he made some good songs thats it". #
- Twitter need to do something about the spam or people will start deserting. Have had 4 new spam followers in 5 minutes. #
- RT @mozwold "well I for one will be setting up a MJ shrine in the back garden so I can then piss all over it!!!" #
- Just had to phone my sleeping flatmate from the toilet as I'd run out of toilet roll at inopportune moment and he's closest to new rolls. #
- Ok I've had enough. Another 10 spam followers in 10 minutes. Will protect my updates and delete the fuckers. #
- Right im back down to 505 followers again. If ive deleted people by accident its their own fault for having a porn star style name. #
- In a very geeky way Im quite excited about TomTom for iPhone. http://iphone.tomtom.com/ #
- I think I've shown todays tshirt choice before but I don't care love it. http://mobypicture.com/?qdf33q #
- RT @dannycroft: have a look at http://blocky.elliottkember.com/ mate. Might sort your spam problem. (DANNY IS WISE.. listen to him!) #
- Right am off down to see my mum for dinner Southwater, here I come! #
- RT @henriettabird "I'm too griefstruck. First Michael – now no pegs. What a week." (brilliant!!) #
- Now Freddie Mercury – there's a real legend. #
- thanks mum http://mobypicture.com/?babsru #
- Mum just picked raspberrys from the garden and is now sharing them round. See why my childhood was so idyllic? #
- When I go to mums, I swear I walk in the door, she puts her foot on my bottom lip and proceeds to shovel food in for the whole day.Brilliant #
- Right Im home again and stuffed now! Time to wind down… #
- Im watching BB and I still hate them all. This feeling has lasted longer than any other BB series. #
- Sorry Davina… Im missing something. Have watched and defended BB every other year but having a real struggle with this series. #
- http://bit.ly/qlWsX – a good woman right up to the end. #
- http://bit.ly/VE6Lh – Is there a bigger penis in the country than Michael Parkinson? #
- BlackEyed Peas & Alan Carr was actually entertaining. I kind of like them now.Previously I just liked Fergie when she got killed in Poseidon #
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Jun
28
2009
28
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- Morning. Usual morning un-preparedness panic getting ready for work. Ahhhhhhhh #
- RT @FunnyJoker "Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC." #
- Right thats me home… let the weekend begin. Time to get changed and head to my sisters. #
- todays tshirt choice (have you noticed my slight tshirt obsession yet?) http://mobypicture.com/?rbeetp #
- Am listening to "Bitter End" by Ben's Brother. Love this tune…. So underrated. #
- Really hot afternoon in my sisters back garden then a really random heavy rainstorm just hit yet the sun is still out! #
- Cheers everyone for getting me to 500 followers… im actually a bit flattered #
- Whats terrible is because of the political correctness lobby & freaks our there I cant share a pic of my cute niece in the paddling pool… #
- RT @CocaBeenSlinky: i think someone invented twitter coz saturday night tv is a pile of sh1te #
- I love boiled eggs #
- …and that last tweet is clearly why ive reached 500 followers. #
- In my real life, I have yet to find one friend, family member or student who is devastated by MJ's death. They generally arent that bothered #
- Theres a wind whipping up outside… theres a storm a coming. #
- RT @TweetSugaree: @onlydanno obviously you & your friends, your circle are a minority! Just look at the networks & people that do care! See? #
- why do they bother putting these little brown bastards in my liquorice allsorts. Easily the worst ones. http://mobypicture.com/?xuf5vb #
- Come on Troicki. #
- Theres something wrong when a tennis commentator says "Does anybody know whats happening?" #
- I know I sound like a miserable twat but I really really hate the Mexican wave. #
- Just heard nextdoor calling their kid down for 'supper'. WTF? When I was a kid supper was a bag of own brand crisps in front of Juliet Bravo #
- Oh have I missed BB? Dont assume for one second I actually have a life…. I was on the Playstation. #
- RT @MrHowells: http://twitpic.com/8luve – RIP Farrah and the biggest selling poster in the world. #
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Jun
27
2009
27
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- RT @PJCox: I will not be turning the tv on for about 10 days. Should give everyone enough time to calm the f**k down. #
- I actually missed the ITN News Channel tonight. Sky were sensationalist and BBC 3 hours behind the game. #
- Morning. One request: Can the media and people on Twitter stop instructing me how I should be feeling regarding Michael Jackson? #
- Its time someone invented a filter for TV so you can enter a keyword and if any show mentions that word your TV refuses to show it. #
- Anyway… in more important matters, I see Anne Diamond has lost weight again. #
- #FollowFriday @bettykitten @twinkle47 @PJCox @bofranklin @RozD @mozwold (Some of my premier league… there are more but I wont bore you) #
- #followfriday @TrippyPip @MrHowells @MrElias @LondonVoiceover @Revmoon @DCharlton70 (more top table people) #
- Is there anything else going on in the world? Not according to Sky News. Therefore I will now PS3 it, and take myself into the real world. #
- I actually, physically cant watch all this gushing media hyped 'mourning' anymore. Realism and perspective now needed. #
- Eammon Holmes gushing about Michael Jackson. I actually might shit. #
- …oh great and now Eammon Holmes brings on Uri Gellar to talk about Michael Jackson. Im now shitting and vomiting. This could be my demise. #
- Yes some great music, but Im afraid his unhealthy relationship with children leaves me unable to cry like a bitch about someone i didnt know #
- People who dont like tasteless jokes, be warned I might unfollow you cos I love them. #
- RT @leeboardman: Where were all the tributees when he was up in court? Hypocrites. The weird following the weird. #
- Ya know, if this turns out to be suicide, I will have even less sympathy than I have now. And its already pretty low. #
- RT @urbanbohemian: A Famous Person Has Died… http://stereotypist.livejournal.com/131545.html #comic #lj #satire #true #
- RT @Revmoon: Of course, when Jesus died, he'd just sold out a 50 night residency on the mount. #
- RT @DerrenLitten: Why, oh why, oh why, oh why couldn't it have been Uri ? #
- My favourite one "Michael Jackson didnt die of a heart attack, it was food poisoning. He put an 8 year old sausage in his mouth" #
- Bread stops being mouldy when you toast it right? #
- BREAKING NEWS: It appears I have no clean pants. #
- Uri Geller has now commentd about my no clean pants situation, saying he hasnt spoken to me in a while but he feels like its all a bad dream #
- Madonna has said she hasnt stopped crying since she heard my lack of clean pants story. #
- This lack of pants situation has got out of hand. The crowds have gathered outside and someone has hung a banner saying "King of Pants". #
- Right i better got to work now.. dont ask what I did re the pants. You might not want to know. #
- Well now I'm out in the real world I can report nobody is devastated and I actually saw someone laughing. Sorry Sky News. #
- RT @oboogie "Woohoo! Losing followers! God forbid someone have a negative opinion about a CHILD MOLESTER." #
- Jockeys racin at sandown park tomorrow will wear a black armband in tribute to jacko, who rode more 3 year olds than anyone in livin memory #
- Oh I get it. Doctor is missing implying Jacko was killed and image of a tragic hero restored. Nice. #
- So theres a gathering in Trafalgar Square tonight for MJ. Apparently your level of fame dictates how quickly we forget your kiddy fiddling #
- I've just been told that "Persistant name calling make's one look common" in relation to my MJ comments. #
- The person who said i was appearing common for name calling as regards MJ wants a name check so feel free to send thoughts to @MegAppleford #
- RT @MrHowells: @onlydanno tell them that persistant lawsuits make one look like a paedo! #
- Anyway Im home from work now and have caught up on replies.. so whats new? #
- Souvenir tshirt anyone? http://bit.ly/KWqht #
- oh Allsorts how I love thee. http://mobypicture.com/?w94ijk #
- RT @MegAppleford: Thats correct. It was me who called you common. Because I believe that someone who judges others, solely on what they have #
- RT @MegAppleford: been spoon fed by the media(lets be honest, you didnt know him personally) is bein slightly ignorant & ignorance is common #
- Anyway… I need to get back to my liquorice allsorts.. so shush now people… #
- If Take That dare to do a Michael Jackson tribute on Wednesday, you will hear me and @bettykitten booing for miles around. #
- Munching my way through my Graze box.. http://www.graze.com – use this code to get a free box! 16PH7TTT #
- ive done more attractive and intelligent shits than Lessie Lisa #bb10 #
- RT @MrElias: #bb10 i think someone told Lisa a joke that made her tits drop off (Brilliant!!!) #
- The problem with this years BB is it feels like we've seen it all before including all the ever so hilarious antics and arguments. #bb10 #
- I wouldnt let that hairy stinking ape Marcus wash my dishes. #bb10 #
- RT @fudgecrumpet: What's the point of having 24 news channels if They're only going to show one news story all bloody day? #
- I have Glastonbury on TV and for some reason I can smell it too. #
- Im missing Uri Gellar as I havent seen him in a while. Maybe hes gone on a bender. #
- Thats me done for the day. I still have no pants for tomorrow so the sadness goes on. Night night. #
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Jun
26
2009
26
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- Oopps didnt tweet yet today.. but rest assured Ive been watching you all #
- I like watchin tennis but I dont think allocatin both terrestrial BBC channels to do blanket coverage for 2 weeks is fair use of license fee #
- "Would you like to work in a room that has air-con?". No you pretentious wanker just open a window. #
- Am I the only one who yells "Fuck off" at the signs that flash up "Slow down" when I drive past them? #
- Awwww Farrah Fawcett gone…. #
- It is sad about Michael Jackson… but I'll still miss Luther more. #
- Is @DerrenLitten on great form tonight or what? #
- No Uri Gellar. The whole world isnt in mourning. Yes its sad. Anyone dying is. But dont go all Diana on me again. #
- Ohhh this is such a good way of picking people to cull on Twitter #
- RT @DCharlton70: I must be the only person who thinks MJ was a bit of a freak. Wonderful people die eveyday & no1 gives them a 2nd thought! #
- Ohh here we go… now we are going to be told the tabloids and media have killed him. Yawn. #
- RT @Luvschweetheart: Don't let Farrah be forgotten – Beautiful soul, let her light shine for one last time. #
- Explain to me why people would gather outside the hospital? #
- He was talented & made some great songs & was an icon. However I resent the media lead canonization and how they instruct us how to feel #
- Is it true about Jeff Goldblum? #
- Uri Gellar loved the man so much he cant wait to get his face on TV and make the most of his death. #
- Whats most shocking is how few people can spell Michael. #
- There's always an up side to these things – Ive gained loads of followers tonight Thanks guys #
- RT @jomojojo: Best quote of the evening: Paul Gambaccini: "..he was so tall.You dont expect this kind of thing to happen to someone so tall" #
- So now drugs overdose is being reported by Fox News as possible cause of heart attack. Does this make him more of a tragic hero? #
- The picture is now being painted. A tragic hero who couldnt take the media pressure/ridicule anymore and took his own life. #
- Journalism is lazy these days when they just retweet twitter posts to the world. http://bit.ly/4Kszp #
- Sky are now resorting to playing music? Im guessing Uri Gellar has gone to bed. #
- I cant find Jarvis Cocker's tribute to Michael Jackson anywhere. #
- Paul Gambuccini pays tribute to everyone, but who will pay tribute to him if everyone he knows has died? #
- Whooaa… Craig David paid tribute… I thought HE was dead. #
- RT @Revmoon: Paul Gambuccini's earlier comment that MJ was taller than Dermot O'Leary is the most momentous news of the evening. #
- RT @Danatkinson: I really, really hope that the pallbearers solemnly moonwalk. #
- Im surprised 'OMG' isnt trending. #
- RT @RadioToday: Radio goes non-stop Jacko http://tinyurl.com/lfhaep #
- Im not too sure why we have to see the dead body of a man being unloaded from a helicopter into and van. #
- RT @AlanCarr: I love the way MJ fans have had a go cos i havent mentioned him. Sorry!! But i have a life, #
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Jun
25
2009
25
2009
Daily Twitter Updates
- Morning all. Sorry I didn't tweet from insde XFactor but I'd used phone for 3hours solid in the queue and it went flat. Great day though! #
- If anyone is interested, adding the audience to the XFactor auditions really does work. People totally raise their games. Will post pics… #
- X Factor Auditions – The Stage – http://mobypicture.com/?qi4o3u #
- X Factor Auditions – The Judges – http://mobypicture.com/?f35a31 #
- I'm loving that @twinkle47 is stick in the toilet in using Twitter to save herself. That's made my day. #
- X Factor Auditions – The Stage – http://mobypicture.com/?qi4o3u #
- X Factor Auditions – The Judges – http://mobypicture.com/?f35a31 #
- OOps sorry think a couple of my earlier mobypic tweets just got duplicated.. my fault.. #
- nice day for it. http://pk.gd/bgH #
- nice can of ice cold Dandelion and Burdock. Lovely. http://mobypicture.com/?gcxy07 #
- Why dont bees understand windows & doors? Theres a bee keeps flying into my window… if he moved a foot to the right he could use the door #
- RT @sueperkins: 'Sports Personality'. Surely an oxymoron? #
- I havent seen BB in a few days… is Marcus Hairyman Dickhead supposed to be the boss of them all? #bb10 #
- How glad are we all that Marcus is fucking this up hugely! Big man cant play recorder. #bb10 #
- I still hate all of them. #bb10 #
- Just discovered Facebook now lets you select your siblings and parents in your info. When did they add that? #
- I prefer nominations like this. #bb10 #
